TWAS Date

TWAS Date

Let me explain. When SWAT came out in the movies I went with a friend of mine.  He bought the tickets and I bought the popcorn.  He told me what theatre number to go to and I did.  I found the theatre and I sat next to him. I’m watching the movie and I asked him, “Is this movie already over?”

“No. It was already on when I came in.”
Five minutes and the credits roll by. I really couldn’t believe how stupid this was.  I asked him to check his tickets and we went out to the door. TWO different numbers. They didn’t even match or sound alike You know like 9 & 6. or 3 and 13.  Nothing like that. His powers of the obvious is just as incredible today.  We walked into the original numbered theater and we saw the second third of the movie and left at the last third.  He wanted to go see the beginning. I was annoyed as it was and decided to just see it later.  I did, with a real date who was an idiot.  He made me buy my own ticket and my own popcorn. I made him buy dinner and he didn’t get lucky.
SWAT is the correct, but the way I saw it, it was TWAS.
I went out on a date last year and this guy takes me to a movie. The minute I noticed that it was the wrong part of the movie. I left home. I didn’t want to go out with another idiot. They’re too many of them. I took it cool for a few months. No dates with idiots. Now I feel like the idiot. I forgot what movie it was and don’t know if I saw it through.  Shame on me.
Moral of the story. Get a clue. Take charge of the movie and know what your doing. Don’t let the date make decisions. He might go through a red light and stop at a green light.
Tell me your horror movie stories.  I need to know that I’m not the only one dating an idiot. And I don’t want to be the idiot that someone dated.

 

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